in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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