he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
dude. I can hear the air.
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