it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she told me i tasted like america
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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