At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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