Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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