hell yes lets make some ravioli
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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