today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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