The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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