I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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