I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
that's an acceptable place to lick
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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