he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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