I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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