Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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