i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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