yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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