have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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