So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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