i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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