Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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