Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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