yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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