I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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