hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
