I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
false alarm. still invincible.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
