i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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