He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
