i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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