i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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