fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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