Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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