U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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