I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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