is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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