At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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