ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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