scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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