i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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