hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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