i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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