Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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