But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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