I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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