i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Boobs speak an international language.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
