I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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