I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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