You're earring is so big in my mouth
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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