i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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