Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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