everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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