Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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