We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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