i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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